Excerpt from ‘Phone Sex’, by Phillip Toledano

So I just wanted to read this because I thought it was awesome, but my work computer keeps warping my voice somehow. It kind of creeps me out, like I’m speaking through an actual filter and have no way of turning it off? Anyway here’s the thing regardless. It was too hard-gotten to bury in the Mistakes bin.

Addendum: oh yeah also there’s nothing sexy about what I’m recording unless you’re really into women picking up motorcycles and cars and junk.