The Moment You Knew It Was Going Badly

1. it made a sound like an organ grinder
2. the head was left behind
3. not your pants
4. someone without a face looked at you, primarily that you knew they were doing it
5. unexpected increase in quantity of undesired matter OR unexpected decrease in quantity of desired matter
6. senses are split one against four calling for further investigation but there’s no time, damn it, it’s too late for that
7. common sequences proceed inconsequentially provoking vaguely heretical distrust in the entire concept of sequences
8. a posteriori assumption disproven necessitating painstaking reexamination of the infinitely-extending telescopic plane of individual human experience, an activity which is theoretically impossible, since you would resemble nothing more than a legless woman looking for a run in her pantyhose